don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize