I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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