So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Less talking, more tequila
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Randomize
