but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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