what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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