your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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