Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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