is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
