I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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