I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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