Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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