Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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