Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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