pedialite and red bull = repair kit
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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