"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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