I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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