This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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