Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I have already put on my inside pants.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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