Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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