yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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