It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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