Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
50% drunk capacity currently
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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