While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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