At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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