we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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