dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
soo... how was my night?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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