Dual....:-)
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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