Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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