I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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