Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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