Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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