...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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