I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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