the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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