I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.