Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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