Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The ass gains better be worth it
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