that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it hurts more in the daytime
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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