I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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