I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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