I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
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god, I love you
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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