apparently the secret to your success is patron
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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