Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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