His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
