just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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