quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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