North Korea, Best Korea!
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We need to get me chipped asap
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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