no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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