when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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