she was so not down for the gang bang
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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