her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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