I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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