Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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