Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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